black pudding blinds

the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins

shes got crackin black pudding blinds

by nessydoo August 14, 2009

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Yuma Blindfold

A sexual act in witch a willing woman lies on her back (preferably on the edge of a bed or arm of a couch) with the top of her head toward the floor. The lucky gentleman then violently shoves his member down her throat leaving his hairy testicles dangling in her eye sockets thus resembling a blindfold.

I almost killed that ho with a Yuma blindfold last night!!!

No, you can’t give me a Yuma blindfold again my throat is still sore!!

by Mike Hawk V December 1, 2009

blinds

1: Pubic hair around the vagina that hides the actual lips, making them camouflaged.

I wanted to hit that, but couldn't see past her blinds.

by J.M. Spliz December 7, 2007

Dutch Blindfold

Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.

Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"

by Hairy Almeja April 3, 2009

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.

Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010