When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.
Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
by lil-nugget February 5, 2013

A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation
by Jlo2 August 25, 2018

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "
by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
