family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

family blanket by family blanket lover April 16, 2020

Plate Blanket 

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.

Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.

Plate Blanket by cambonie May 4, 2020

pontiac blanket 

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

pontiac blanket by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Lip Blanket 

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

Lip Blanket by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020

Heavy Blankets 

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”

Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!

Heavy Blankets by thedavidventer November 9, 2020

Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.

“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”

Opposite blanket day by retro boy November 13, 2020

frank blanket 

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

frank blanket by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020