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Qualicum Beach 

Town on Vancouver Island, BC. There's only two types of people who live there old people in the retirement homes and natives on the reserves. They don't allow any big name stores in the town, so if your looking for some McDonalds then go else where.
"You would think Qualicum Beach would have a McDonalds by now, with all the old people and natives it would be a huge success!"
Qualicum Beach by Louie Kay March 12, 2007
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South Beach Dream Catcher 

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.
That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

laguna beach flag 

A flag created by resident Chad Cooper and presented to the city of Laguna Beach. It's main features are the main beach lifeguard tower, the setting sun into the ocean, the city flower (Pelargonium), 1927 Incorp. Date.

Main colors are light blue, yellow, dark blue
Creation year 2013
It was with great pride that Chad Cooper hung a Laguna Beach Flag at the entry to the city.
laguna beach flag by L.B Historian September 24, 2013

bohemian beach biscuit 

The act of having sex on the beach where the male pulls his penis out, dips it in the sand, then re inserts it into the woman's vagina.
Dude, I totally gave her a bohemian beach biscuit the other night at the beach. It did not end well

rockaway beach blowjob 

A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.
My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a Jeopardy commercial last night! It was awesome!

Screaming beach 

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.
John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night
Screaming beach by Amnor June 30, 2017
Dry beach is a beach that is like any normal beach with sand and beach chairs, but there is no access to water.
Which means that people sunbathing can never swim.
An example of a dry beach is the "clock tower beach" in Old Montreal, Canada. The beach is surrounded by a fence and is much higher than the Saint Lawrence River. So, people can not swim.
Dry beach by Noa715 August 21, 2017