Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

by wWitbshy April 9, 2010

Badger

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."

The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.

by Swarlay February 15, 2008

Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach August 7, 2012

badger

the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.

badga
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britbadge.
malbadge.
kenbadge.

Those badgers (^^^) are amazing. LT.

badgersuniteforlife.!

by brittany starr badger May 6, 2008

the-baddest-bitch

Dawn Gluskins of Palm Bay Florida

If you know Dawn, consider yourself lucky!

by Friend June 16, 2004

Badeauer

Someone who continually tells Greg S. that he has issues. This typically happens in editorially Chat Rooms.

There was a Badeauer in Monday's editorial chat.

by greg December 27, 2004

badge in the post

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005