babtizzled

1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.

Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.

*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!

by whereised March 21, 2011

babsott

bad ass bitch sitting on the toilet.

omg. she's such a babsott.

by angry potato. May 14, 2011

babrus

To baffle someone with your awesomeness and then pretend you dont deserve the attention you get.

John: Ted! Your report on Paleontology was amazing!

Ted: Not really, it was pretty mediocre.

John: Stop babrusing me!

by Outtcastt October 9, 2011

babyzone

Much like the friendzone, the babyzone is when you get friendzoned by a girl, except she thinks that you're really cute and treats you like a baby. So it's even worse.

Dude, you got babyzoned? How many times does she "awww" at you every day?

by oulxam March 23, 2013

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Babagator

A hybrid of a baboon and an alligator

Tirone's new girlfriend looks like a babagator .

by Mr.Stealyourbakedbeans September 29, 2018