Ash

The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.

“I will destroy you,” said Ash.

by MasterOfDefinitionsOfEarth February 15, 2018

Ash

Me. I suck. That's it. I do. Hello.

Ash sucks, aka i suck.

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Ash

A person who is the most likely to make ur mom jokes in the friend group

Ash:ur mom

Friends:stfu

by Hahahaha I'm a shinnie July 12, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

ASHES

1. Ashes is the name of a famous pimp dat go by the name of trips .

Ashes like cucumbers up her ass !

by TRIGGERParga18 September 30, 2018

Ash

Ash is a very caring person. They can seem closed off but Ash is the most loveable and creative person ever. They might have gone thru a rough time but that won’t stop them from helping others whenever others need them. Give them a hug and be kind. They will be kind to you as well, cause that is who they are.

I’ve met Ash a couple years ago, I’ve grown to love them very much.

by Cats4Lucca November 21, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025