Cry Tit

Being a sissy or a cry baby about something thats not important.

Jerry: Man! Felecia spilled her 40 on my new PS3!!!!
Ralph: So what man, stop being such a cry tit!!!!

by Nat0069 April 17, 2008

woof tits

Tits that are of a high enough quality that they make you wanna say woof

Bob: *Sees perfect pair of C cups* "WOOF! Those were some woof tits!"

by jeffvader January 2, 2012

Tits on a Fish

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

by Joel Hoshkins June 11, 2010

Tits Blazin'

A close cousin to the term "guns blazin'" but for chicks. It is used to describe any females who wear low cut shirts that show off a lot of cleavage.

Did you see Kathy? She really came to work today with "tits blazin'"

by M &D June 18, 2008

shit tits

1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.

Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.

1 b. Something bad.

2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.

3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.

1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."

1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"

2. "Shit tits!"

3. "you don't know shit tits about that"

by Nhibby December 12, 2009

circus tits

Excessively large, generally fake, breasts. Common in porn.

Jesse Jane's circus tits just don't do it for me.

by leifm November 13, 2007

Santa Tits

Breasts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.

Thom: "Check out ol' Santa tits over there."

Saira: "She should have worn a bigger bra!"

by TrolleyCrash August 8, 2007