zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

Zero

The Mark I got on my IQ Test

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Zero

Zero is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. They're caring and fun to be around. It is so awesome and you're lucky to have someone named Zero in your life.

Have you seen Zero around? I wanted to hang out with them, they're so cool!

by Ekiriju June 5, 2021

Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right or wrong, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.

Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.

by Numerati October 7, 2024

Zeroness

The quality that all the worthless people own. People with zeroness are constantly hiding their being zero by flaunting their inexistent qualities in front of the others.

They may feel great in their infinite ZEROness but there are some ONEs out there ready to pile them all.

by HareInHurry January 12, 2010

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

Zero

The number of Americans who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Zero Americans? Your kidding!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023