Formfaktor's definitions

frag

Inconvenient or terrible situation

I was in a frag all Friday

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

dimwit

1: a person who is considerably cortically subilluminated, less smart than the average person.
2: someone with crazy ideas that could be considered dangerous
3: someone who doesn't know what he is doing
4: someone who does things just to gain acceptance from others, not because he is a real personality see prop

Ron: Man, I had to tell Urs not to lick the socket like 7 times.
Todd: Yeah he's a dimwit.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

snot

Interjection showing disbelief, contracted version of "Is not"

Ed: I porked Roshana last night. She is so hot.
Ron: SNOT!!!

by Formfaktor July 25, 2003

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

corn

Meaning 1:
object which resembles kitsch, junk or shwag or is just bad quality. NOT the same as corny

Meaning 2:
Clichee statement or stereotype

Example 1:
Gerd: Man, look at that replica of the Empire State Building. It's so kitschy!
Ron: Yeah, it's corn.

Example 2:
Ron: "Fuck these frog-eaters"
Alex: "Dude, calling the french that is totally corn"

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

crapfunnel

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself

Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.

by FormFaktor May 1, 2003