Weinering

the act of giving or receiving the dick.

i gave her a Weinering she wont soon forget!

by my.handle.is.in.my.pants October 14, 2019

sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job

the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"

by loyalrican December 28, 2007

weinerschnitzel

one who "schnitzes" weiners... seee also meadows

Dude...stop schnitzing my weiner! you're such a meadows!

by Cracker Jack May 22, 2003

Wagner

A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.

Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?

Me: What?

Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!

Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!

by Mattyofthe925 February 10, 2009

Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008

Hot weiner sex

The act of splitting your partner's weiner into two peices down the middle up to their stomach, and then pumping in and out of their urethra with your weiner. Blood, semen, and urine are not a rare sight when performing this type of sex. Very hot. Very weiner. And very sex.

I just had 'hot weiner sex' with Morgan!

by Ryan Noel December 4, 2004

whistle weiner

weiner that extends straight out and curves up...Steve you're my boy blue!!

Hey Whistle weiner how's the weather?

by Amie March 3, 2005