Whale

An extremely fat or obese person.

Person 1: Yo, look at that whale!

Person 2: I know, right!?

by Acoolboy October 25, 2014

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

Whale-bird

An extreamly large winged mamal which generaly resembles a whale but with enourmus eagle like wings.

Hey hun, look at them thar whale-bird flying above the trailer park.

by connor Jers July 20, 2008

Weileech

Some guy that works at seven eleven or mcdonalds

I saw a weileech today working at mcdonalds

by murpulord November 11, 2019

Totally Whales

1: Something that is totally awesome

2: Something that is raddass and rocks out

3: Something that describes the country Whales

1: You beat Through Fire and Flames on Expert? That Totally Whales

2: You know Christian Mu's little brother? He Totally Whales at the Synthesizer

3: That guys outfit is Totally Whales

by Christian Mu June 19, 2008

Blue Whaled

A term used to describe when someone has screwed you over, out-smarted you or just basically made an idiot out of you. It was first heard being discussed by students at Canterbury Christ Church University: Thanet Campus. It was first coined after a certain teacher constantly gave suprise assingments, poor marking, and generally aimed to catch us out at every turn.

An example would be coming into University to find a deadline had been pushed back a week on the same day that we were given a new assingment. "Oh man, he's totally Blue Whaled us now"

by ChrisToffer101 June 7, 2009