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Tableing

In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.

Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."

Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"

PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
by Luke_Prowler July 30, 2010
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tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.
Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!
by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010
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Table Vulture

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.
by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017
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Table

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on
Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk
by BOiNoNIBB June 4, 2018
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TableFlipper

Unstable person that gets triggered by people who don’t take their advice. Known to push shit off trucks yet calls people abusive. Pawn of AITF who will be their downfall. Has zero chill and cannot control her trigger happy lock finger. Cannot offer a simple apology.
There goes TableFlipper again, locking threads because she can’t deal

Wonder if AITF regret putting her as a GO now that many people have seen AITF bully others?

TableFlipper, fix yourself and your marriage before trying to give advice.
by Your First Choice September 18, 2018
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cash table

Playing poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).

Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.

At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Roy took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
by Wilkin April 15, 2008
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ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
by Uvenk January 13, 2011
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