twat trump

when your fanny does a fart

hollie did a twat trump, ew

twat trump by fannylover69XXX April 18, 2009

Twat wank 

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

Twat wank by RepisShredders April 16, 2010

Twat Cobbler 

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

Twat Cobbler by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013

Twat Smack 

The Female equivalent of T-bagging

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.

Twat Smack by Java Shark March 16, 2015

Twat Doc 

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)

I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.

Twat Doc by CableMonkey September 5, 2015

twat tan 

A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.

I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan

WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!

twat tan by Thomas Betts July 1, 2007

Twat Knot 

When a girls pussy lips are so loose they get knoted together with the thong

When i was walking in school i felt an extreme amount of pain in my twat and i looked and i had a huge twat knot

Twat Knot by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010