fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

fingering the dog by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

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the dude

Her life was in your hands, Dude.

"Careful, man, there's a beverage here - HEY!" - the dude

the dude by The Herlihy Boy June 22, 2014

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took the dub

To win

We fucking won bro, we totally took the dub

took the dub by One Gay boi January 3, 2018

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hit the dash

To leave on the quicks, abruptly leave

Him: "So I told her.."
Me: "Ey I gotta hit the dash, finna fuck some bitches tonight."

hit the dash by Unknow_Killa March 17, 2018

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Seal the Deal

Finish what you started successfully.

When are you going to seal the deal?

Seal the Deal by Juwan The Don November 18, 2018

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flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003

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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

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