justice stick

Another term for an erect penis

T-bone totally smacked her in the face with his Justice Stick

by Kevy February 3, 2005

Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.

Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

G-Shock

A watch brand by Casio, designed to be a tough, resistant watch.

Certain Some features of the watches might be: Low power indicator, digital/analog, water resistance up to 200 meters, alarm, stopwatch, tough solar/10 year battery, databank pages, atomic clock, world time, and/or a countdown timer, but not without a price; G-Shock watches start at $51 retail.

All of these are recommended for a Male gender (as rated by Casio), so if you're girl, consider Baby-G.

With over 50 kinds of watches, you can't go wrong with a G-Shock.

by Gearbox January 13, 2005

stack chips

To accumulate large amounts of money

One can usually stack major chips from selling drugs

by that dozen May 1, 2005

Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

by Turkey G-unit August 5, 2008

spock a five

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.

I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.

by ameteorite July 10, 2010

sock money

Paper money kept inside a person's sock while they wear it, usually because they either have no pockets to hold it, or it is kept hidden to prevent loss from robbery or theft. The downside is the paper becomes damp with the person's sweat, usually resulting in the money having a bad odor when presented to purchase something.

The cashier refused to accept Bob's sock money because she could smell it from three feet away.

by The RealMark May 4, 2018