Sometheimer's

Sometheimer's When you were thinking of something and suddenly forget it, tend to be forgetful a lot.

Pronounced like Some-Timers.

I was about to tell you something but I then forgot what it was? I have Sometheimer's
I was going to tell you about a memory I had of something but it's gone again. I really don't like having Sometheimer's, I forget a lot.

by Contentinator May 19, 2018

sometimes

some crimes

A: sometimes
B: some crimes

by mrghost April 13, 2018

shmeat gang

A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.

Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”

by Person 10473828392 May 30, 2018

Shmeat

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018

Something

Its basicaly a thing.

Thats something I need to figure out

by Timpi June 5, 2018

Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.

On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog

by Moët686 October 8, 2018