Sometheimer's 

Sometheimer's When you were thinking of something and suddenly forget it, tend to be forgetful a lot.

Pronounced like Some-Timers.

I was about to tell you something but I then forgot what it was? I have Sometheimer's
I was going to tell you about a memory I had of something but it's gone again. I really don't like having Sometheimer's, I forget a lot.

Sometheimer's by Contentinator May 19, 2018

somezheimer's 

Like alzheimer's disease, but only some of the time.

I forgot about the party because I have somezheimer's.

somezheimer's by Bulletproof1995 July 5, 2014

Sometimer's 

People who come and go in your life at their convenience, surface people...

Who needs sometimer's in their life.. NOT<ME

Sometimer's by NY-Princezz August 19, 2013

sometimer 

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not

Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.

sometimer by Ced F. February 13, 2005

sometimer 

a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.

Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.

sometimer by fistpumpin' boots March 7, 2010

Sometimer 

A person who forget half the things not all the things like Alzheimer’s

Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!

Sometimer by EiceCream May 16, 2018

sweetheimer

One who likes to sit alone at night and tickel their butt

Yo that sweetheimer tickled his butt last night

sweetheimer by Fried Rice September 16, 2003