Short Pants

Pants that are around ankle length, just short enough to look a little unprofessional.

To passive-aggressively stick it to the man.

Kevin wore short pants to work. He was passive-aggressively sticking it to the man.

by Andronicus August 4, 2007

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

Short Stopping

When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.

He be short stopping on my block.

by ZipZapAchoo August 18, 2010

a short

A place where terrorists use to take themselves to A site the fastest way.

The Terrorists are pushing through A short!

by ghjklopui August 17, 2016

short cop syndrone

A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.

Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone

by Capt. Salisbury January 21, 2010

short stop

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.

"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."

by kj October 8, 2004

a snag short of a barbie

to have kangaroos in the top paddock; to be a stubbie short of six pack; not the full quid; a nutter or person who is not of the usual intellect

that drongo Bush is a few snags short of a barbie

by aussie bob March 7, 2005