When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.
- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021

“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
by Sexybaby669 November 1, 2022

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.
by Timmers05 September 1, 2025
