When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023
Get the smurfingmug. by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020
Get the Smurfedmug. The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
Get the Smurfingmug. You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017
Get the Smurfedmug. Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.
- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021
Get the Smurf Monkeymug. “Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
by Sexybaby669 November 1, 2022
Get the SMURFmug. After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.
by Timmers05 September 1, 2025
Get the Smurf Pussmug.