scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

by DamnitDale November 6, 2020

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

Sheffort

A shortening of Shit effort - Sheffort

Mate you just pulled such a sheffort!

by Polly Pocket 1000 May 25, 2011

shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

Shaffat

Shaffat is a very kind and lovable guy tho sometimes he's a pain in the ass. He's caring and comfortable around people he knows. He has a bad luck in dating, sadly and got dumped multiple times :(

"Omg is that shaffat, the dumbass?"

by UrDumbGf June 30, 2021

dirty sheffy

When during sex with an angry woman you get her to stick her finger in your boney ass and get her to sing david bowie songs to you while you masterbate

I'm gonna get that moody bitch to give me a dirty sheffy

by Carl Pritchard June 12, 2023