Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”
by B1G Randy July 24, 2022
Get the shit secretmug. When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
Get the secret rocking chairmug. Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.
Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
Get the secret shoppermug. by jerry dow April 16, 2019
Get the secret NASAmug. A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
Get the secret mermaidmug. When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
Get the loaded secretmug. lewis is a guy who was very kind and caring at first BUT when you G E T with him he is crazy. he doesnt let you talkt o your friends unless therye G I R LS but guess what??? he can talk to girls... he wont let you even be with friends who are GAY. he will stay friends with people who tried in the past fucking up ur relationship and even if you tell him youre not comfy with him being friends with them he will not CARE about your feelings. he ALWAYS has a way to turn a argument that he starts over no reason and makes it your fault, if you try telling him about serious issues that you would like to talk to someone about he will only say "awh im sorry" and go laugh with his friends on the game. he is tech dating his game and fallen in love with it bc all he does which this is very sad to say but he will wake up, turn on the pc, brush his teeth (thank god) get dressed, sit on his desk and just play his game ALL DAY. even though he does this if youre his girlfriend and you want to play with your friends a argument will occur bc he doesnt like it when you have FUN. if you wanna go out with some friends he will get mad and then go call girls to comfort him bc he loves the attention. if a girl talks bad abt you he will not tell you and instead talk to them about you also. he will never ever let you have guy friends even if you knew them before him? wanna know why? bc he is INSECURE.
by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025
Get the secretmug.