Butter sketchers

Someone who is uglier than a pair of sketchers, the ugliest thing on the planet.

"Oi u seen that lass? Proper butter sketchers"

by SketHunter September 10, 2016

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

cock sketcher

Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.

I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!

by Theshattalker April 3, 2017

poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

by anonymous May 5, 2017

Uber sketch

Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.

Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch

by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019

hops-scotch

A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.

I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.

by QuacksO May 9, 2019

Hop Scotch

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.

Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."

by Purrpologist May 14, 2020