Snorkel tit

When one tit is sufficiently larger than a snorkel. Generally found in men aged 74 and above. Extremely fatal.

Mom, what's that on Grandpa's chest?
Honey, that is what we call.."a snorkel tit"

by Mr. Snorkeltitvagpenis July 9, 2010

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

snork

Verb: To sniff the bicycle seat of a young female.

Billy, that nasty mother fucker, he loves a good snork!

by Evil E July 10, 2007

anal spark

whilst having anal sex with your bitch she farts and u light the fart and the flame will spark up her ass and she will scream one fuck off word ANAL SPARK

i anal sparked your mum the fit OAP with the wrinkly arse while i was WATCHING YOUR BROTRHER do it with the dog

by Duttie January 21, 2009

Portland Snorkel

Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.

Ed told me he got a Portland Snorkel for Sarah last night in the library. What a whore.

by Lord Reg May 16, 2011

spark

To punch someone.

I sparked him.

by Jason May 23, 2003

Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 11, 2010