roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

Roasted

When someone has gotten insulted to the point that their clothes actually begin to burn at an intense heat and the screams of the people who just saw you get roasted (mostly your squad) are nothing compared to the man/woman who hollers like a fucking monkey right in front of you as he celebrates his victory and triumph over your pathetic and puny existence. The roast will apply to you wherever you go and people will point at you and talk about the kid who got wrecked 24/7 for 3 fucking weeks straight.

Boy: "Hey you look like a complete retard"
Boy #2: "AT LEAST IM NOT A COMPLETE RETARD, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE!"
The entire squad: ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by He who roasts November 5, 2015

Rooster Tail

While mud riding, your tires sling mud into the air behind you in the shape of a rooster's tail.

Did you see ol' Jimmy slingin' them there rooster tails. Whoowee they tuk er jubs!

by lcworks February 26, 2017

roast beef slider

When a women farts wearing tight jeans it travels up her pussy lips and tickles the clit

Karen giggled to herself as she let go a roast beef slider on the subway

by Rawdawgy May 4, 2019

the roaster

The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.

Man, this party sucks. Lets do the Roaster and get the hell outta here!

by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007

Surprise Roast

To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.

'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.

by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009

Romance Rooster

An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)

Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?

Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.

Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.

Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011