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Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin
This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.
by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021
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Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010
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pumpkin day

If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.
by BuzzAndFuzz May 18, 2018
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pumpkin

by Boyne January 28, 2019
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smash the pumpkin

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight
by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016
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Derp The Pumpkin God

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"
by MrSquib October 3, 2023
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carve the pumpkin

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.
"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."
by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018
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