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Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.
These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.
by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016
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Petty Thug

A minor thug. Like some insignificant thug that isn't too harsh of a gangster/criminal!
Yo that n**** just be a straight up petty thug, he aint a GANGSTAH!
by 420blazeitfgtt June 13, 2016
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Pettycillin

When you petty and that person fucks up and revives you.
Tim petty toward Bob made him call in sick to work to have Bob work by himself. Tim gets a call bob was fired. So tim got a pettycillin shot and felt better.
by Sana chan September 8, 2016
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Petty-Namer

Used to describe people who keep on submitting names of their friends or ex's just to trash them or to make a "joke". Similar to the Petty-Namer is the Read the fucking text above this desc box before posting another shitty personal "joke".
Person 1: Oh god, every time I go on Urban Dictionary to vote for words, there's always tons of definitions by Petty-Namers
Person 2: (Insert name)- Great person, waifu material, always has haters on her back cause she's awesome. Sorry (Insert rival name) you couldn't come to my party but your boyfriend sure came.. TWICE!!
Person 1: what the... I didn't think fuckers like you existed outside the internet.
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petty posting

Indirectly posting about someone, but being petty at the same time.
petty posting : "Why does he always do this to me?"
by pandacolors June 5, 2017
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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017
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pettinessity

Upper Echelon Pettiness. The necessity for pettiness. Like being initiated into a secret society of extreme petty behavior.
Like if someone stepped on someone's shoe and they burned their house down for it. "That's some pettinessity if ever I saw it."

Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.

"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."
by Pettiest Petty June 28, 2017
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