poop sock

A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.

I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.

by arNette September 26, 2006

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

poop slanger

A racial slur referring to black people black people as monkeys who throw their own poop.

"Damn I hate playing Bball with all these poop slangers!"

by grapen3rd March 2, 2014

poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

poop jug

A vile receptical used by morbidly obese, Jabba the Hutt type people who are immobile and consequently must keep something nearby in which to relieve their bowels and bladder.

Mike Spencer never leaves his chair and uses a poop jug, which is probably never emptied or cleaned.

by Grubba November 2, 2003

poop bath

The bath taken after soiling pants while asleep.

I woke up with poop in my pants so i had to go take a poop bath

by pghpanthers2 April 14, 2007

poop fetus

When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)

"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."

by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011