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Poke War Grace Period

The two day period of time allotted between receiving a poke on Facebook, and returning said poke. Instilled in order to prevent sitting on Facebook for days.
Bill: "HAHA you haven't poked me back all day! I win!"

Andrew: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of the poke war grace period? I still have another day!"
by PokeMaster101 January 2, 2012
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poes se klap

Afrikaans slang for one hell of a slap mostly used in Cape Town,South Africa
Justin gave Kurt a poes se klap
by Jeff_The_Killer April 25, 2016
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Pokéblocked

When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
"You bastard, I can't believe you just Pokéblocked me!
by El3tric July 15, 2016
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Poke

To have sex from the male perspective, meaning a man can "poke" a woman but a woman can't "poke" a man. The word cums from the action of a penis during sex.
He poked her last night

You can have a poke if you'd like
by CromBomb August 3, 2016
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Pokeball Pimp

A pimp who tends to have 6 bottom bitches with him at all times, and provides one small, box like room for the rest of his bitches. He never feeds them, he prefers to lock them in the small room so that natural selection takes place in order to find the best of his bitches.

This is similar to the way that a Pokemon trainer keeps his best 6 Pokemon with him at all times and chooses to store all his Pokemon in a PC box for as long as he cruelly chooses not to use them and leaves them forever alone and unwanted.
I am a Pokeball pimp cuz when customers roll up to me, I wanna have my bitches ready. I'll be sure though to take the best of the ones back home after a few of my bottom bitches start showing weakness.
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
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Poke

Similar to a bump, except the intention is to check if someone is there. Almost always used in groupchats, DM, or other forms of texting.
Hey, is David awake?
Not sure, I'll poke him for you.
by PandACT May 14, 2017
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poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation
Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”
by mysterytwo January 15, 2018
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