patio pisser

white trainers worn by chav gorms

He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure out how they ruin their patio pissers.

by hate-chav-neighbours December 24, 2008

Level of Pissocity

A scale of how pissed you are at an exact time.
Usually used with a different scale every time.

*Pushes stuff of his desk*

On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?

Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.

by Matt J6 April 23, 2011

bart get out!, i'm piss

A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon

The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"

"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"

"bart get out!, i'm piss"

by anonisanon September 28, 2008

the sex pistols

an early British Punk Band, Not the 1st however, the Ramones were the 1st proper punk band, many before the Ramones and Sex Pistols set the aesthetic for punk (bands like the Stooges) but the Sex Pistols really brought punk rock to the United Kingdom. Possibly the british band with the most banned songs/albums ever. Their 1st single "Anarchy in the UK" is possibly one of the best punk songs. Ever. and the controversial "God save the Queen" remains a punk classic.

God save the queen, and her fascist regime, she made you, a moron, into a potential H-bomb!

by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004

Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.

Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...

by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008

pisk

Yiddish word for "mouth", as in an animal's mouth or maw; "trap".

Famakht dayn pisk! Schvayg! (Translation: Shut your trap! Be quiet!)

by pentozali April 9, 2008

piss in the sink

What every man should do if their toilet is clogged after they have taken a massive dump. Basically using your sink as a urinal.

James: Dude your toilet is clogged, and I gotta take piss!

Kyle: Haha sorry bro I just took a huge dump, just piss in the sink

by bbrandon December 15, 2008