Parent Paparazzi

When a bunch of parents all try to get a group picture of their kids on their own phone or camera, even though they know that modern technology allows one person to take the picture and send it to everyone else instantly. When doing this, parents look like the paparazzi and the kids are usually forced to wait and hold a smile for a long period of time.

Parent 1: *takes picture*

Parent 2: I want to get it on my phone, look at me.

Kid 1: Damn it, the parent paparazzi. We're going to be here for a while.

Kid 2: Can't they just send it to each other?

by pisseddodgerfan June 22, 2014

shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.

Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.

by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017

3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.

My 3rd parent is coming to my game.

by Septdee June 22, 2018

parentals

the name used for some ones parents that are from another country in turn making them orientals . so there for oriental parents

so the term Parentals came about

-oh there is jimmys parents for visiting from japan

-yeah they are his "Parentals"

by sleepsta November 26, 2010

parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy bastard in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.

The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

by REAL AMERICAN July 8, 2005

Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.

That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!

by Ryan Dunn is Blessed and Saved November 4, 2008

parenteau

The worst ever stupid motherfucker office partner. You can do anything to him, like taping a banana under it's shelf and wait 2 months before he notice the smells. You can also make him loose half an hour by taping it's mouse ball and look at his restart ti's computer three times !!!

Alouuu Parenteau.

Parenteau, you stupid no brainer, you dumped in the pan again.

by Jee December 28, 2004