Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.

A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*

by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010

Lil Pump

A faggot with a great gay porn name.

Person 1 : Hey. Have you heard of Lil Pump?

Person 2 : Is that that new gay porn star?

by ScumBucketScrubLord June 10, 2018

hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand

No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.

by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006

Flamingo Pump

1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)

2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg

The second she heard her song, she was in position to flamingo pump- no matter who watched.

by SealCaller2010 June 3, 2010

couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010

Gas Pump Tetris

When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices

Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.

This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!

by The even better half November 16, 2011

beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 23, 2017