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Angry Pirate

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
by Xtrminatr September 16, 2005
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pirate eye

I came in my girlfriend's eye last night. I gave her the old "Pirate Eye."
by matt_gl November 11, 2003
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Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
by Exonence July 19, 2011
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pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch
Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.
by Rizard August 24, 2011
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Pirate ass

The act of trying to find treasure in that huge ass. Pirates love treasure and ass
Jeremy is looking at my cousin for her pirate ass
by Jeremy likes 1D February 21, 2015
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Pirate_Nick

The best Brick-Hill YouTuber the world has ever seen.
Who's the best Brick-Hill YouTuber?
Pirate_Nick, obviously.
by DoomBongo's fan January 18, 2021
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vomit pinata

a. A person who expels vomit from his or her mouth with extreme force and the vomit contains "treats" such as partially digested but recognizable pieces of food.

b. The name of a band Marmar would totally be in, in which bandmembers would swallow small treats such as Tootsie rolls and Sweet tarts whole prior to the performance only to projectile vomit them onto the audience during the encore.
a. Everyone at the party thought Frank was a vomit pinata, as his narf revealed he had gorged on the complimentary cheese cubes and Swedish meatballs at the buffet table.

b. Ladies and Gentleman... we are VOMIT PINATA!!!
by marmar von webbington December 30, 2008
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