peniscopter

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007

penis jockey

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.

She rode him like a true penis jockey.

by 1/10 September 3, 2003

Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.

I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?

by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011

Persian penis

If you are of middle eastern descent and you have a big ol dong, then you have a Persian penis.

Kristen: how was it guuurll?

Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.

Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis

by afkooni July 15, 2016

Penis fever

When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.

Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."

Carol: "But we're lesbians!"

Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."

Carol: "But why?"

Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."

by GrodsScott February 1, 2009

small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

by original prankster May 1, 2006

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003