Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn September 5, 2012

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.

vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

by chichiono January 18, 2009

Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.

“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”

by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022

couch coin

When a person puts their hands into the cushions of their couch and is surprised to find pieces of shit layered in the inside these are probably left by a hoard of fuckboys that were not under proper control of the fuckboys supreme

Damn, yo these fuckn couch coins keep get'n my hands ahl covered in shit

by Blackman in a chef hat October 6, 2015