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King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.


Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
King Shit of Fuck Mountain by gelf February 20, 2009

Shit Mountain 

When you're taking a shit and there's so much shit before you flush that it makes a little mountain. Therefore it's above the toilet water causing it to really stink even worse. They're easily made if ones shit misses the bottom and builds up on the side of the toilet.
Honey I just made a big shit mountain that really was funky
Shit Mountain by Fireman85 November 1, 2018

that’s how we do it in mountain brook 

what you say when you throw your iphone x on the ground for fun because you know your parents will buy you a new one.
“I just threw my new phone on the ground. That’s how we do it in mountain brook.”

tallest mountain 

Courtney Lynne Thachuk.
A very tall girl with a wide load :).
"DAMN! there goes tallest mountain"
"I'M HIPPY!!!"
tallest mountain by Kelsey and Jay October 24, 2008

Kennesaw Mountain

School with one of the top marching bands in America. Located in Kennesaw, GA.
Everybody wants a band like Kennesaw Mountain's.
Kennesaw Mountain by r.clarke March 27, 2010

Rocky Mountain Oysters 

Bull nuts. Idiots eat them.
"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."