four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011

MILF

MILF Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

MILF miner I'd Like freed

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

Milfing

When attractive "stay at home" mums meet up with their other mummy friends to drink coffee and socialise whilst maintaining that staying at home and looking after the kids is "hard work"

What are you doing today Lara?

I'm meeting Clare at Starbucks for a bit of milfing

by fpg March 28, 2013

milf

The act of me vigorously banging jacobs mum after saying i wanted to

Yeah i tapped rachel shes a total milf oi and i tapped that ass!!!! :))))

by RachelReid September 21, 2016

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.

FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)

by Jamie H January 12, 2005

Mildue-Milegals-Milf Hunting-What

Oi, this is a real word, i saw it was good

OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.

by Sam Permain February 23, 2005

uper milf

uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.

Jessica Alba is an uper milf.

by koko November 5, 2005