Mary carol ray

Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.

When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist

by Latinmaster22 November 19, 2019

Mary Smith

When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!

me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days

(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith

by em04 March 26, 2020

Mary Poppins

A gruesome sex act that involves the opening of an umbrella inside the orifice of another individual.

Karen was rushed to the emergency room after Bob decided to surprise her with a Mary Poppins for their anniversary.

by Chris_L July 21, 2020

Mary Ingrid

Mary Ingrid is a beautiful person. She has top tier humor and she deserves the world so much! Her chinky eyes and plump lips are her best features. I love Mary Ingrid so much

person 1: "do you know Mary Ingrid?"
person 2: "yeah she's so handsome"

by zztulog September 27, 2021

mary lynn

a short, average looking girl thats such an incel, or femcel. she picks fights with people and accuses men of being manchildren or permavirgins. she is nothing but a bully and assumes people are obsessed with her because they are pointing out her shitty behavior. she has a younger and hotter sister. thats why shes very salty

mary lynn is a bitch that cant get any dick after having a boyfriend of 5 years.

by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021

Mary-Ann

A guy transitioning into a girl taken from Kendrick Lamars song, Auntie Diaries

Oh look Demetrius is Mary-Ann now

by Sumrandomdude23 May 28, 2022

Mary Baldwin College

A dump, pure and simple. It may have been a nice school at one point, but now it is just a shithole where everyone smokes, no one goes to classes (which is a joke there anyway), and 4/5th of the student body is black, lesbian , or both. Many of he RAs are over-zealous first semester sophomores who lord over the freshmen with an iron fist. Assigned bathroom stalls and shower times? Hell yeah because that's what's coming for you. Want a better women's college in Virginia? Try Hollins or Sweetbriar. Mary Baldwin is a bad choice if you actually want to go to college to earn a degree.

Mary Baldwin College girl 1: that's some good weed!

MBC girl 2: shouldn't you come in off the porch and work on that 5 page paper that's due tomorrow?

MBC girl 1: fuck that! That's why I'm at this school....where no one gives a shit!

by Xxxcarrotsxxx September 11, 2011