Al jabber

Where a Russian mother beats her Saudi Arabian son

Bless him he just keeps getting Al jabber

by The al jabber hater February 24, 2022

Dick-Jabber

Anyone that likes to involve themselves even if it has nothing to do with them.

ie dicks like to get into anything whether invited or not. Just jabbing their dick into everything, like an asshole

Who invited this dick-jabber.

Dude who asked you, you dick-jabber

by dozia April 8, 2022

Ass-Jabber

a stupid or contemptible person, usually someone who instigates problems with other people for no reason

"that bully is an ass-jabber"

by 1uldxmion August 21, 2022

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.

My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.

by smoothbravo January 29, 2023

double jabbed

Vaccinated against COVID-19 with one of the vaccines that requires two separate shots administered six weeks apart.

Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.

Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”

by SassMouth May 14, 2023

Hand Jobby

A small task that you accomplish yourself, without the help of a professional. Usually pertaining to Do-it-yourself projects.

“I did put the wallpaper up myself, just a small hand jobby”

by Jellodub June 7, 2023