Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.

friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh

by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022

jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.

girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!

by bluelillybird January 9, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is known as a Tryhard who is good at everything he does and will do anything to make the second alto feel like crap. Jesse is also a clown 🤡 and he puts pencils in his pocket(pencil pocket). He’s a weird redditor as well but he’s also a good and funny friend.

Dude Jesse is so good at improv, he’s such a Tryhard.

by EEE728 February 3, 2020

Jesse

Long horse cock

Ohh look there goes Jesse twerking on a light pole

by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021

jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.

“eww look its jesse the fatass”

by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021

jesse

"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"

"Jizzy jesse strikes again"

by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023

Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.

I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent

by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023