internyet

a term for the internet when it is slow or down. from 'internet' + 'nyet' (Russian "no")

My progress at work would be better if it weren't for the internyet.

by quoit November 8, 2016

internet

The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Internal licking

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020

dramatic interp

presenting a cutting from a book, most commonly a piece about war, death, sadness, or disease in a competition setting

yeah dramatic interp is the best foernsics event there is! dont even try to tell me debate is better than dramatic interp...

by la'fawn'da February 15, 2009

walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun

josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!

by garra sandman April 15, 2009

the internet is here

A beautiful song created by meme queen Dan Howell and angel bean Phil Lester. It celebrates the importance and beauty of the internet.

Friend: *comes out as gay on the internet*
You: *Plays The Internet Is Here

by : - ) November 24, 2016

Hello Internet

A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.

"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019