Bible Humper 

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

Bible Humper by Tiff January 30, 2004

Humpty Blumpkin 

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

Humpty Blumpkin by Broganoff February 22, 2009

Humping a two boy 

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

Humping a two boy by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

Humpty Dumpty Junkie by EricCC December 9, 2014

rhino humped 

goin up behind sum1,then grab them by their shoulders,an take ur knee n shuve it into the persons ass as hard as u can.

fuck i got rhino humped by ronnie the other day n it hurt so bad!!!

rhino humped by travis polovich July 22, 2006

rump humper 

A homosexual, someone who humps ones rump.

I always knew he was a rump humper.

rump humper by yesh,, March 18, 2008

bun humping 

The act of sliding a penis in between the ass cheeks, without actually entering the asshole.

"She wasn't down with anal so I resorted to bun humping her."

bun humping by Booby Tickler June 1, 2009