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Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
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Hitler's Stealth Fighter

When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl
when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter
by t money 69 July 16, 2010
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Hitler Rants Parodies

Generous to people, bonding everyone cost together on every platform to his existence. Planning on getting married to Jeejeesh. He is loving, kind, generous, caring and selfless.
"Hitler Rants Parodies HRP is definitely someone you want to talk to on Discord."
by List of random definitions. December 19, 2017
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the mini hitler

in a whimsical or humorative way, wiping your finger across soneone else's upper lip, after wiping said finger with nut cheese or butt cheese.
"this girl was being a cunt last night so i totally gave her the mini hitler!
by woohoomagoo September 26, 2009
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Adolf Hitler Uunona

A Nambian politician with a very unfortunate name.
If I was Adolf Hitler Uunona and I recently learned about the Holocaust and other Nazi war crimes, I'd try and change my name ASAP.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
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Six Clicks to Hitler

A game played on Wikipedia in which you select a random article on the site and then try to get to the article about Adolf Hitler by clicking on the links to six or fewer other articles articles. A knowledge of geography and basic World War II history is helpful for completing the game.
"I just got from The Black Eyed Peas to Hitler in exactly six clicks!"

"Yesterday I wasted a full hour playing six clicks to Hitler"
by KBish September 3, 2011
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Little Hitler's

The act of sticking your thumb up a female's sphincter and acquiring feces and promptly wiping on her upper lip.
My husband and i went all the way last night and i let him finally give me little Hitler's
by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 6, 2016
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