ham choi

michelle's hair

wow michelle's hair looks like ham choi

by hamchoi69 May 6, 2020

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 1, 2009

Going ham

Going on a tirade against a black person, often including multiple occurrences of the n-word.

John: “Michael Richards was totally going ham last night at the Laugh Factory. You see that?”
Aaron: Yeah, did you hear how many times he called that person a n*****?”
John: “Yeah, he went hard”

by Viko the Pirate May 15, 2019

ham sandwich

When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.

You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.

My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.

by alec colyer April 13, 2008

slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

Alabama ham

A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...

Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...

by aeineralus December 1, 2007

Ham-pants

1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.

1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"

by cryonica July 8, 2006