Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.

I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.

by coleopter September 19, 2020

Front butt

When your belly hangs over your waist and looks like a butt on you front

A front butt is what a person has with a pot belly

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

FNB (Front and Back)

When giving or receiving oral sex in the front (pussy) and back (ass)

FNB (Front and Back)
Girl please let me have a taste of that FNB!

by Mistress Dru September 17, 2017

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

front tackler

This is the lucrative position of a football player who is permitted to run into the field and tackle the opponents, thereally is only one on the team and can only use this power once per game. See: Front stabber

Whoa! I can't believe that they used the front tackler on that play! Now they have to deal with the rest of the game without using him.

by ShinSplintBitchBoy October 21, 2017