Moron Factor

The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.

If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.

Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.

The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.

If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.

A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.

If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.

by joerockhead November 23, 2013

c-factor

Cool factor , usually in reference to objects and refer them as better than your everyday objects.

if you buy these kind of wheels, it's got high c-factor. You be the "cool kid on the block"

by onecogmind April 3, 2015

Fuckability Factor

To possess the combined qualities of physical attraction and sexual desire in someone's opinion.

The guy I went on a date with last night was super nice, good personality, fairly attractive, good conversation, but the fuckability factor just wasn't there for me.

by Joanne Polniaczek July 13, 2016

Faust factor

A. To be corrected under paid made a fool of and under appreciated.

Jeff was at work and was yelled at for mixing the wrong paint. Jeff got the Faust factor.

by Chippdawg May 27, 2018

B & M factor

crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!

joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!

overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!

the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!

judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...

by michael foolsley November 12, 2013

The Fear Factor

A sex position in which one member is hanging out of a window, over a balcony, or of the edge of a cliff.

She wanted the fear factor so I bent her over the balcony.

by Factor of fear March 7, 2017

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019