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Goochy Goochy Face Face

Goochy Goochy Face Face

A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.

The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.

The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.
Brian challenged Stewie to a game of Goochy Goochy Face Face.
by Jean Claude Van Damme February 7, 2006
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North Face

1) A well-known brand of very high quality outdoor gear, especially jackets, backpacks, and tents.

2) A brand-name that has regrettably been appropriated by thugs and yuppies alike as a way of either projecting an image of wealth or interest in rugged activities and the great outdoors.
I was talking to this guy at the trailhead, and noticed that even though his North Face pack had to be a good 15-20 years old and faded from the sun, it wasn't ripped and all the seams were still solid! I hope my Gore-tex jacket lasts that long.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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hot cider face

A term used to describe a girl who has an attractive body and an unattractive face.
"Hey, that girl has a hot cider face."
"What is a hot cider face?"
"Everything is hot...'side her face!"
by dubspinner November 7, 2007
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eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco
I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.
by Mandingoe May 28, 2004
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Say that to my face

A comeback when one is insulted over an online chat
A: Yo bitch you just got fucked up cause you suck D

B: Watch yourself faggot, say that to my face.
by OnlineGamer November 13, 2010
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Manning Face

The idiotic look a grown man or woman gets when extemely disappointed with ones self; highly resembles a pouting child about to cry.

That stupid look peyton and eli manning get when they lose a game, throw a pic, etc. I.e. Peyton mannings face he made after losing the superbowl to the saints.
Tim: dude what's with the manning face?

Mark: I lost my job last tuesday, jody left me on wednesday, and some dick stole my bike yesterday...
Tim: that's rough man. The manning face is understood.
by shaynetk August 7, 2010
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Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang
by Mwright September 10, 2007
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