facebook

A website that can be used for both good and bad.

The good being; making new friends, finding boyfriends/girlfriends, arranging parties and meet-ups and generally chatting to existing friends.

The bad side of Facebook however, is that it is a stalkers dream, full of whores with barely anything on and is the main reason for so many of lifes problems. Its causes fallings out between friends, and ruins trust between the perfect relationship.

Trust me; most people would be so much happier if they didn't have a Facebook account

Boyfriend behaves strange, doesn't talk to her
Girlfriend checks boyfriends Facebook to see if he has problems which he is keeping from her
Girlfriend sees what seems to be a flirty message between boyfriend and a different girl.
Girlfriend, having been cheated on in the past, is upset and loses a little trust in her boyfriend
Boyfriend finds out she has been on his Facebook, loses trust in her for looking through his Facebook.
Boyfriend suggests going on a "break" to sort his head out

by TheFxckUp February 23, 2012

Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.

"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"

by nunya0129 July 13, 2012

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.

When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.

by ratco June 18, 2015

Facebook

An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.

Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!

by AdomC November 15, 2015

facebook

A website where people tell you about there problems you dont want to hear about

I hate people who post there problems on facebook

by fr do September 8, 2016

Facebook obvious

When something is not said but known to be true via FB

What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious

by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017