The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

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aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

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maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

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Evolve Engine

The best Gta 5 Cheat of Planet Earth, Stronger than shaggy
meaning it is very strong
- Baran

all of the skids using h4x, free menus: OH NO I GOT BANNED, i only gave myself 25 mil to stay undetected WHAT THE FRICK

Evolve Engine user: *spawns 500 cars gets 10 mil a sec and doesnt get banned*, thats how the maffia works

by Evolve <3 February 11, 2019

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