Noun - A term of abuse. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.
Verb - To shank with derk. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.
Verb - To shank with derk. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.
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Get the dermafudge mug.the act of using derivatives, which is part of calculus, but ignoring proper grammar and English due to the fact it's not an English class.
Grant: Hey Derrek how do you do number 25 in section 4.1
Derrek: easy just derivatate it.
Grant: is that proper English?
Derrek: are we in an English class?
Derrek: easy just derivatate it.
Grant: is that proper English?
Derrek: are we in an English class?
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2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.
2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.
Guy: hEY EVERYONE. jUST GOT THROWN OUT OF mED CUZ i KILLED A CHIHUAHUA.
Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!
Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!
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A woman's name given to gorgeous, funny, smart and amazing girls/women. Derrikkas are very independent and outgoing, however, they are extremely loyal and loving when they find the right man.
Any man would be lucky to meet a Derrikka in his lifetime, and even luckier if he can score a kiss etc....
All Women strive to be like a Derrikka, but very few achieve full Derrikka status.
A woman's name given to gorgeous, funny, smart and amazing girls/women. Derrikkas are very independent and outgoing, however, they are extremely loyal and loving when they find the right man.
Any man would be lucky to meet a Derrikka in his lifetime, and even luckier if he can score a kiss etc....
All Women strive to be like a Derrikka, but very few achieve full Derrikka status.
Mom: Hey son, do you have a girlfreind yet?
Son: No, but i like this girl in school, she's so hot, smart and funny.
Mom: Oh I know the type, the Derrikka.
Son: I wish, there are no Derrikkas in my school.
Mom: Well don't get disappointed, the odds of meeting a Derrikka are about 165, 000, 958: 1.
Son: No, but i like this girl in school, she's so hot, smart and funny.
Mom: Oh I know the type, the Derrikka.
Son: I wish, there are no Derrikkas in my school.
Mom: Well don't get disappointed, the odds of meeting a Derrikka are about 165, 000, 958: 1.
by Alladin!!!!!! April 25, 2011
Get the Derrikka mug.(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
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