hot cupcake 

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

hot cupcake by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

Chocolate cupcake 

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.

I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake

Chocolate cupcake by Didersinclair May 21, 2018

muddy cupcake 

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

muddy cupcake by Interloper81 May 30, 2018

Vanilla Cupcake 

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly

A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.

Vanilla Cupcake by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018

Filthy cupcake 

When you make sweet love to a girls asshole and cum inside her, she then farts ever so slightly after you pull out. leaving a frosted cum cupcake sitting on her bootyhole.

I was fucking Sara so hard in the ass I came inside, then when I pulled out she farted cum out and it lay there on top of her asshole like a filthy cupcake.

Filthy cupcake by Grumpy blumpkin June 20, 2018

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

human cupcake by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Nigerian Cupcake

when you shape your shit into a cupcake and then eat it

what a great Nigerian cupcake

Nigerian Cupcake by pmcgeough10 October 19, 2018